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"adianta ter um milk shake para duas pessoas e não ter com quem dividir?" ADIANTA

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teenage-fandoms:

221cbakerstreet:

jadeklaus:

I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND image

THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD

why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend

I love how this picture is obviously taken by someone who is hiding behind a couch

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fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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the-speed-reader:

I WILL LITERATELY DIE OF HAPPINESS IF IN BLOOD OF OLYMPUS IN THE LAST CHAPTER OR SOMETHING PERCY GETS HURT AND GETS KNOCKED OUT AND WHEN HE WAKES UP ANNABETH’S STANDING OVER HIM AND SHE’S CRYING AND CHOKED UP BUT SHE STILL MANAGES TO SAY:

"You still droll in your sleep."

MAKE IT HAPPEN RICK RIORDAN. MAKE. IT. HAPPEN.

IT NEEDS TO END THE WAY IT BEGAN.

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